IC Quotes

 

For humourous quotes said by the characters themselves, in-game, log or journal. 

 

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Demyx: Okay as totally awesome as not being dead is and I am totally not complaining, maybe someone could tell me why I'm here and . . . not dead.

 

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Rufus: I am quite fond of being a biped.

 

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Sora: . . . But, that's not safe, is it? He shouldn't be doing that!

Roxas: ... Says you about the man who blew himself up to save the two of us.

 

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Roxas: But if you were thinking about not thinking about it, you were still thinking about it.

Axel: I was trying to come off as less desperate.

 

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Rufus: ...Reno?

Axel: Wrong answer. Try again.

Rufus: Reno.

Axel: You're not very good at this game, are you?

 

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Sora: BUHAJLKFA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?

Axel: Fine, Sora. Don't say hi.

 

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Corinna: You like water?

Demyx: It's the only element made out of pure awesome.

Corinna: That is an odd phrase.

Demyx: I'm good at stuff like that!

 

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Riku: How did you manage to do this?

Demyx: It was an accident!!

Riku: That doesn't answer my question.

Demyx: Uh. I was playing my sitar and kinda worrying about Roxas and maybe kind of messed up.

Riku: ...And messed up the entire plumbing just from that.

Demyx: . . . It was a big mess up.

Riku: Do you have to fix it?

Demyx: I . . . don't know? Yuuko hasn't said anything, so . . .

Riku: Just hope that she doesn't.

Demyx: Maybe I should just hide.

Dark: ...Yuuko might get a kick out if it, actually.

Demyx: Is that a good thing? I can't tell with her.

 

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Demyx: Axel! Hi! I'mjustgonnagohideoverhere.

Axel: I've got a limited time offer for ya, Demyx. Let me kill you now, and I'll make it quick and painful.

Demyx: I think I'll pass. I've had that same offer from Larxene! It's old hat, man.

Axel: But I'll actually keep my promise.

Demyx: I've only got your word on that!

 

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Sorbet: I'm going to guess that, where you come from, they don't have "computers". Or "kidnapping". Or "Flying Magical Pork buns".

 

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Demyx: I've been a cheetah and a merguy, but spending a few days as a platypus is high up on my list of Weird Stuff That's Happened To Me.

 

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Demyx: Well, I figured they didn't eat meat, so I thought I'd try something starchy. I guess platypi don't like twinkies.

Roxas: ...I'm sorry to break it to you, Dem, but the vast majority of animals do not eat Twinkies. That doesn't count the ones that can walk, talk, and attack.

 

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Demyx: I think I would've paid to see a little blue penguin shooting Rufus in the face.

Yuusuke: It was interesting, that's for sure.

 

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Sorbet: Heck, up until now, I didn't know what a Polar Bear was. oh god i think my tongue's still blue

 

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Demyx: Everybody's got a talent! Like singing, or snake charming, or burping out the alphabet.

 

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Corinna: A talent show?

Demyx: Yeah! You go up on stage and embarrass yourself in front of a bunch of strangers. 'S fun!

 

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Demyx: D'you know if we get to make brownies?

Ahiru: I don't know, but that would be delicious!

Demyx: We should start a brownie petition.

Ahiru: Do you think we need to? We could just ask.

Demyx: But that's the easy way!

Ahiru: Isn't that...good?

Demyx: Sure, maybe usually. But sacrifices hafta be made for the sake of brownie goodness.

 

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Demyx: Fine, ignore my obviously superior logic.

Roxas: ...Not everyone in the Organization needed cue cards, Dem.

 

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Demyx: Guys I can BLOW STUFF UP WITH MY MIND help

 

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(during the ghost haunting event)

Demyx: Hey Roxas, you think if we all get together and hang out the others'll be too busy snarking at each other to keep haunting us?

Roxas: ... Would we be too distracted by their banter to think?

Demyx: Doesn't matter to me! I just want five minutes without having t'listen to him pontificate.

Axel: --pontifica... Holy shit, the Superior?

Demyx: Yep! Guess I'm just lucky.

Roxas: ... At least mine doesn't talk a lot. DiZ is pretty quiet.

Demyx: But when he does start to talk you kinda wanna kick him.

Roxas: I hang out with Axel regularly, I'm learning to drown out noises I don't want to hear.

Demyx: Good point.

Roxas: ... It does bug me, though...

Demyx: That's why I said we should have 'em meet up! Just DiZ and the Superior by themselves can argue until the end of Kingdom Hearts.

Roxas: ... they wouldn't even notice us leaving.

Axel: This plan cannot fail. I'll bring Vexen, you bring the other science nerds, and we can let them talk shop. BRILLIANT.

Roxas: And what happens when they realize we ditched?

Demyx: We hide over by the speakers! They hate loud music almost as much as they hate each other. They're like the old guys who yell at kids to get off the lawn~

Roxas: This is totally gonna be worth going into public with DiZ in tow.

 

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Kaito: Anybody here who was transported by the weird pork bun suddenly find they've lost their appetite for pork buns forever? 'Cause I dunno if I can eat one again after that.

 

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Yuuko: Not at all~ It's a shame to see the Omega dorms so empty. You can have as much fun there as you like! ♥

Nia: We will be sure to have lots of 'fun' in the married dorms!

Yuuko: That's the spirit!

Simon: lkajdfaskdlnfdjknlglkadfgn;qaorgn;alkfdjglfnslkjnajfkandskhjgj;lkankdjansf;

 

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Malik: What is this~? I was in the middle of a duel. I don't like being interrupted in the middle of annihilating my enemies.

Rolo: I'm not sure the headmistress takes your previous dueling annihilation conditions into account before bringing you here...

 

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Simon: There were singing, dancing skeletons.

Atem: Well, to be fair, those are only for special occasions.

 

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Goku: Oh, and I'm really happy to not be connected to grouchy!kid anymore. He's almost as bad as Sanzo, xsept xcept exsept except (that one's right, right?) not really. Srsly needs chill pill (Sanzo, not Ken. Well. Maybe Ken. Kids should have fun. But still more Sanzo.).

 

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the Undertaker: How do you feel about ~hangman~?

Frau: Depends who we're hanging.

Undertaker: Whoever ~loses~ the ~other~ games.

Frau: That's not fun. Atem won't lose. It's the only thing he's good at.

Undertaker: ~Short~ people, then? They require less ~rope~.

Frau: Short, old people.

Yuugi: I don't think so.

Undertaker: You'd rather hang the ~youths~? I'm ~surprised~ at you, demon.

Yuugi: I-- No, I wouldn't. We're not hanging anyone.

Undertaker: But I've got the ~ropes~ all ready.

Yuugi: ...What exactly did you mean when you said 'hangman'?

Undertaker: ...you've never ~played~ hangman ~before~? However did you learn to tie a ~noose~ or control a ~mob~?

 

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Frau:  What is it with these freaking roommates?! I manage to get rid of one after a few months, and they just keep coming back! I don't even get a week, A WEEK, of freedom before someone else moves in! Haven't they learned yet?!

Labrador:  Your room is not that small.

Frau:  Egos are big!

Labrador:  [laughs]  Yes, yours is gigantic!

Frau:  Not mine!  This guy is worse!

Labrador:  Eh?  Someone is worse than you?

Frau:  Amazing isn't it?

Labrador:  Very.